Blaze of glory

Hi I’m from Canada if that’s relevant. So basically my account is doomed to be stagnant and I need to start from scratch all over again. However it would take 90 days of inactivity before I can close my account for good. Are there things I could do that could break enough policies or piss off Amazon enough so that THEY perma-close my account instead of ME having to do it? Obviously I’d prefer to open an account after this one is closed however if you guys have options that would prevent me from doing so BUT would be really fun, I am certainly open to doing it anyways. Cheers!