Impossible to sell on Amazon

Hi guys, new to Amazon here. I have a brand product I want to sell and let me tell you some of the junk that I have to go through with Amazon.

I needed to register the brand itself. Took 1 working day My listing got messed up with unknown error. 2-3 working days trying to get this solved trying to talking to parrots in the Amazon ‘support’ Got number 2 sorted. I needed to wait another 24 hours, while they resolved the issue Another 1 working day to get the listing uploaded and approved. They are asking me to apply to get approved to SELL, here is where I hit the roadblock.

I am trying to apply to sell my watches and the requirements are unrealistic:

The pictures you provide must be photographs of the physical product, rather than computer generated images The pictures must show each side of the product or its packaging. All label text (including the ingredients list, if applicable) must be visible, easy to read, and secured to the product or its packaging The pictures must include the model number, product name, or both The pictures must include the name and physical location of the business or manufacturer on the product or product label Important label information, such as warnings and directions for use, must be in the local language for the country or region you are applying to sell in

Number 1 is easy to solve. Just take photos again, like I did to get my brand approved

Number 2 is extension of number 1, easy to solve

Number 3 is IMPOSSIBLE for watches. When is the last time you saw a ‘model name or number or both’ on the watch itself? NEVER or very very rare

What is number4 asking for? Who puts their location of business on the watch or the box of the watch? Or even in the ‘product label’? NEVER. Is this asking for my business registration or something?

Number 5 is impossible as well, because all my instructions are DIGITAL and on the website.

Seriously, who comes up with these rubbish requirements? Any ideas on how to solve these ridiculous requests? Thanks guys.